10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.