10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"