10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones