10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Fold and live to fold again
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977