10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack