10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)