10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson