10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."