10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.