10 Random Poker Quotes

I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
Why not, when some because there are three.
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
Poker is for fat, American losers.
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus