10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.