10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)