10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels