10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword