10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.