10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson