10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.