10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The all-in play works everytime but once.