10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it