10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."