10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph