10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fold and live to fold again
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek