10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "No river, no fish."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.