10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus