10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."