10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.