10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.