10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?