10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson