10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."