10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."