10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.