10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.