10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'