10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Fook the floosh droo!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."