10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz