10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker is for loners.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• It's Free To Fold...
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die