10 Random Poker Quotes
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- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Fold and live to fold again
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway