10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester