10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion