10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "No river, no fish."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed