10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fold and live to fold again
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "No river, no fish."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• in the poker game of life women are the rake