10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• It's Free To Fold...
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.