10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.