10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha