10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.