10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss