10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Fold and live to fold again
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'