10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)