10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it